Range Rover Evoque Dynamic Lux 2.2 SD4’14MY – First World Problems with a Panoramic Roof


Whenever the lads got into the Evoque, looked up, and saw that panoramic roof….they just couldn’t help themselves.

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And so at night time – especially when under a full moon – there are no Werewolves or Vampires that make an appearance; just a giant cock & balls being shone down upon from above.

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Just a casual hairy ball shining here whilst waiting at the lights.

Anyone else have these issues?


Spec: Dynamic Lux 5dr 2014MY
Engine: 2.2 SD4 Diesel, 187bhp, 309lb ft
Transmission: 9-Speed Auto
Mpg: Official: 47.1mpg Achieved: 35 – 42mpg
Performance: 0-62mph: 8.5 Secs, 121mph
Colour: Firenze Red
Running Period: Summer 2015 – Present, 10,500 Miles
Options: Privacy Glass, Premium Interior Pack (Powered Tailgate, Panoramic roof, 825W Meridian Sound System - 16 speakers + Sub, 8” Dual View TV/Touch Screen + infrared headphone, auto-dimming rear view mirror, Surround Camera system, Blind Spot Monitoring, Keyless Entry, Park Assist, Climate Control, Heated Seats)

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