…Why! is there always a Honda Jazz to slow your journey down?!
I don’t know about you, but it’s something I’ve noticed become more common recently;
You’re coming up to that fun, windy stretch of road ahead; you’re about to down change, you can’t wait for that burst of acceleration…and then
a Honda Jazz will pop up in front from somewhere and sloooow everything down.
It’s happened far too often now to be coincidence: Every time I’m either in a hurry, or reach a queue of slow moving traffic – it wont be a tractor/milk van/bus up front any more – it’ll be a Honda Jazz.
Slightly late for the work commute? Doris will be out getting her milk at 19mph.
They all seem to share the same commonalities too:
- You can see the driver’s grey hair sprouting around the headrest.
- They have a Vmax of 27mph
- If you’re fortunate enough to overtake, you can see their walking stick resting atop the dashboard.